Posted August 26, 2010 by Helen Killer
Filed in Jewelry
Filed in Jewelry
“I was just admiring your necklace.”
“Oh, thank you! Did you do VBAC?”
“No, I’ve never been to Canada.”
“Oh, it’s not a mountain. It means ‘Vaginal Birth After Cesarean’. I delivered two babies from my vagina after my C-section!”
“Okay…”
“Some people don’t want vaginal births after Cesareans because during labor, the uterus can split open along the old C-section scar. But I didn’t have a uterine rupture or an infection or a bowel injury! I rock!”
“Will you excuse me? I need some more meatballs.”
Posted May 3, 2010 by Bronc Drywall
Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Jewelry
Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Jewelry
















