I guess my first question would be, are these too much fun? Because you might want to mention that in the description.
But more importantly, how are these wonderful for a girl’s night out? Don’t bars have their own glasses? Or are you supposed to just carefully pack them up and take them down to The Cougar Room in a Priority Mail box? Boy, that does sound like a fun night out! Maybe later on you can clean the newsprint off your hands at the gas station.