This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.

- Submitted by Sue G.

Get, up, turn around, look in the toilet and compare your turd to the product they just sold you. If only everyone had that kind of honesty.

I guess my first question would be, are these too much fun? Because you might want to mention that in the description.

But more importantly, how are these wonderful for a girl’s night out? Don’t bars have their own glasses? Or are you supposed to just carefully pack them up and take them down to The Cougar Room in a Priority Mail box? Boy, that does sound like a fun night out! Maybe later on you can clean the newsprint off your hands at the gas station.