Oh, that’s pretty cool all right. You know what else is cool? Cabinets. Seriously, no one wants to look at that much toilet paper. This is like taking a shit at Costco.

I think what this is trying to say is that you should let the beauty you love be the things that you are doing for the love of the beauty and the doing, instead of just doing the things you do for the doing of the doing, without the loving and the beauty, which would just be beautyless doings of things.

And I think there’s a lesson in that for all of us.

Oh she’s going to love it! She can drink melted butter from it every morning.

CONVO ME FOR THE RACHAEL RAY ASHTRAY, Y’ALL