Oh, that’s pretty cool all right. You know what else is cool? Cabinets. Seriously, no one wants to look at that much toilet paper. This is like taking a shit at CostCo.

If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning, I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

Instead of putting a piece of biodegradable paper into a toilet you’re already flushing, here’s a $20 toilet cover you have to wash after every use! GO PLANET! And of course just putting it on means you have to touch the underside of a public toilet seat, which is incredibly sanitary. Best of all, you get to take it with you, which is like carrying a stranger’s dirty diaper in your purse all day. Hopefully you’ll have to use it again before you wash it, so you can collect more bacteria, and by the time you get home, you’ll have a mutant strain of ass fungus that will be here longer than the human race.

PATENT PENDING