And in case you missed it, our Etsy “Downfall” parody:

If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.

Oh, that’s pretty cool all right. You know what else is cool? Cabinets. Seriously, no one wants to look at that much toilet paper. This is like taking a shit at CostCo.