- This post appeared on Regretsy in October, 2011

- Zombie Ira Glass submitted by Julia

- Ukranian rhythmic gymnastic team submitted by Chris

- Spartan by submitted by Craig

- LeeLoo Dallas submitted by Pietarian

- Sock Monkey submitted by Ruthann

- Lichtenstein submitted by Abby

- Chia Head Submitted by Laura

- Steampunk hipster submitted by John

- Bethany Hamilton and shark submitted by Dough a Deer

- Seymour and Audrey submitted by Elizabeth

- Sexy gnome submitted by Erika

- Wilford Brimley submitted by Jennifer

- Scarecrow and mortified child submitted by Karen

- Skants submitted by Karren

- Sloth submitted by Kim

- Amish partiers submitted by Laura

- Skeletor submitted by Maggie

- Pam from Archer submitted by Sarah

- Stormtrooper submitted by Frauelein

- ??? submitted Anonymously

This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011

“Our mission at DiamondsoftheSea.com is to become your most trusted source for Aquatic & Nautical Themed Gift Collections.”

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

See all the mermen here, Mary

1. THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN

Get them started on a lifetime of menial labor now that you’ve blown their college fund

2. THE JOHN 3:16 GUY

Can also be worn to football games

3. THE SNOOKI™

A fun way to teach your children about the dangers of tanning beds

4. L’IL POLYP™

Don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy

5. THE PHYLLIS DILLER TRIBUTE

Imagine the wonder on their faces when you explain that women on television used to be famous for something other than making sex tapes

BONUS:

The greatest idea I ever had:

TYRION LANNISTER COSTUMES FOR KIDS

This post first appeared on Regretsy on July 4th, 2011

This year, celebrate our nation’s independence in your own unique way: by telling everyone you wish the South had broken off and formed its own country. Anything to get away from that asshole Abraham Lincoln, AMIRITE?

Happy 4th!