All this week, we’re showcasing Valentine gift suggestions from Fiverr.com, the place where people go to do incredibly stupid shit for $5.

Last night, we featured Old Bitty Grandma, who gave us a very Etsy Valentine, complete with cupcake and mustache on a stick.

Tonight, we’ve got a fantastic “Regretsy Loves You” video Valentine card, created for just $5 by lizzyl21.

FROM ME TO YOU, BITCHES

- Click here to get your own custom I Love You video card

All this week, we’re showcasing Valentine gift suggestions from Fiverr.com, the place where people go to tell the world what they’re willing to do for $5.

Last night, we had Rapper Man droppin’ some fresh rhymes in the hizzy!*

* Like the kids say on their MySpaces

Tonight, we’ve got a special video from Old Bitty Grandma, who channels the cupcakes of Happytown to bring us a VERY ETSY VALENTINE.

Click here to get your own, bitter, hostile Valentine from Old Bitty Grandma!

All this week, we’ll be showcasing Valentine gift suggestions from Fiverr.com, the place where people go to tell the world what they’re willing to do for $5.

Last night, we showcased this custom Valentine dance by Spandy Andy, and later this week we’ll have a special video that is sure to offend everyone.

But tonight, we invite you to dig the dope rhymes of Rapper Man!

We are DIY meets WTF
That’s the best description, I guess
We just love people who really like Twilight
Edward Cullen, OMG, he’s my life!
Read all the posts, some are password protected
“CF4L” if I forgot to mention
Namaste, bitches, enjoy hell, devil
Crease and desist, there’s so much I gotta tell you
Ask me what Steampunk is, No question’s too dumb
Or write some butt hurt, but my feelings are too numb
Speaking of butts, let’s continue, follow me
To Jacqueline Stallone and her famous Rumpology
Jesus, does she even get business?
If I knew how, I would curse in Finnish
I think I’m getting sued now and time’s a wastin
I need to call my lawyers up, Koppian and Paystin