Obama? I thought this was Colon Powell!

This is amazing, all right. But not as amazing as finding out that Pope John Paul II has a Facebook page! He doesn’t post too often though, seeing as he’s dead. He probably spends most of the time Superpoking Barbaro and throwing sheep at Patrick Swayze.

More importantly, does anyone really see Jesus in this thing? I mean I know it’s Easter and everything, but come on. As far as I’m concerned, if it’s not on a tortilla, it ain’t Jesus. Which by the way, is Taco Bell’s new tag line.

The dollar has risen!