BONUS:

non·cy·cle [non-sahy-kuhl]

1. To take a piece of garbage and turn it into a different piece of garbage

2. To take an object that still has some useful purpose and turn it into a piece of garbage

“Mary stopped Jim from discarding the expired air-fresheners so she could noncycle them into an instant collection.”

Synonyms: Lateral Recycling, Garbage Shuffling, Etsy Inventory

- More noncycling here, here and here

I’ve always wanted to pay someone $2850 to cover my shoes with duct tape. It’s way up on my bucket list, right between dropping my iPhone in the toilet and letting a bum jerk off on my wedding dress.