PATRON! WOOO HOOO!
Whaddya mean I can’t sell this on Ebby? Ebay? Esty? I can fuckin’ shell whatever I fuckin’ wanna – hey I can do whatever I – FUCK YOU! Is vinnage! VINNAGE! Can’t you spika da English muffucker? Dis vinnage! Fuckin sure is vinnage, it says vinnage righon the bottle.
Fuck you is my fuckin Ebay! YOU CAN . . .
Gonna fuckin puke
Well, we’re going to have to agree to disagree. Because what you see as a “groping snout of desire”, I see as a partially chewed milk dud on a stick. And the vagina looks more like a spoon that got stuck in the garbage disposal, which says to me that we should eschew modern utensils and just eat Yoplait out of each other’s pee-holes. At least, that’s what I’m getting out of it.
UPDATE: Oh look, another peace symbol! Thanks Bronc!
GUESS WHAT NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS TO THE TRASH