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Posted August 31, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage

If you thought that was defensive, you should have seen his first draft.

Posted August 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Clothing, Garbage

Posted July 15, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage, Shoes

$40?? The guy who lives in the refrigerator box behind Target has a pair just like this, and he’ll give them to you for a cigarette.

Posted June 17, 2010 by Bronc Drywall Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Garbage

MESA NO LIKEY

Posted May 14, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage

Posted May 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage

You mean it literally appears as if you have a bag of Doritos? Get out! Everybody’s going to be talking about this!

“Did you fucking see that?”
“No, what?”
“That person just strutted by with an official bag of Doritos!”
“No fucking way! Where do you even find a bag of Doritos?”

And then they’ll both laugh at how much fun to the extreme they just had.

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