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Posted March 2, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Decor, Fairies

Oh come on! Do people really think they have wood sprites in their kindling? It’s a branch, not the haunted forest of Mirkwood. I can’t believe anyone . . .

Wait a second.

OMFG

Posted February 5, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Bullshit, Fairies

Posted December 8, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Fairies, Jewelry

I’m so happy, I’m shitting fairies! La la la la la

Posted November 17, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Clothing, Fairies

Maybe you should sell the Tonka truck and buy an iron.

Posted November 16, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Fairies

Oh, good. Somebody finally managed to combine two of the biggest obsessions in crafting: mythical creatures and bodily functions. Now if they would just make mermaid tampons, we could all go home.