EAT YOUR BORSCHT AND SHUT UP

Why don’t you just wear a neon sign that says “I’m gonna take a shit now?”

I got one of these last week. I really like it, but only one finger stays warm, which isn’t that convenient. I guess I’ll have to buy 4 more.

You know what would be great – and this is totally just blue sky here – but what if you could connect them all? Maybe even cover the back of the hand and palm too? I don’t know. It’s probably not even possible! I guess that’s why I don’t have an Etsy store.

After another year of poor attendance, The Slovenia Tennis Assosciation takes a clue from soccer and adopts a “no arms” rule.