Painting by Los Angeles artist Chris Zimmerman, who sorely needs an Etsy store
Hail dungeon master, full of dice,
The campaign is with you.
Blessed are you among wizards,
And blessed is the map of your world, Greyhawk.
Holy Tiamat, Mother of dragons,
Pray for us players,
Now, and at the hour
of our saving throw.
“When life gives you lenticular astigmatism, try to find the lemonade.”
Okay now wait a minute. How is she thinking of you? Isn’t she thinking of herself? She’s sitting there, and she’s looking over her own shoulder, watching herself thinking of herself.
If she was thinking of you, it would look like this:
Well, if you were Justin Bieber, I mean.