- Submitted by Tom

Nothing makes me more whimsically playful in the boudoir than wearing dog shit on my tits and vomiting on myself.

BONER ACHIEVED

UPDATE:

This seller is completely awesome.

Why wait for a party to be the Center of Envious Gossip? You can just put gold leaf on your face and stand out in the marsh on an overcast day.

In fact, you can wear this look for CatWalk Glamorous Attention almost anywhere!

We would LOVE to see pictures of your CatWalk Glamorous make up applications. Here’s your blank!

The only thing more fun than a stranger’s hair in your coffee is a Band-Aid in your salad. But that doesn’t happen so much now that they use gloves at Subway.