DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK FINE IN THAT WIG THAT DON’T FIT, WITH THEM ERNEST BORGNINE EYEBROWS, WEARING THEM RAGS AROUND YOUR NECK, LOOKIN’ ALL CRAZY AND SHIT

DAMN GIRL, LOOK AT YOU IN THAT MENTAL HOSPITAL BATHROOM, WITH THEM FLY AS SHIT FAKE FLOWERS COMING OUT OF THAT PIPE, LOOKING LIKE SOME KINDA DIANE ARBUS MOTHERFUCKER

DAMN GIRL, YOU KIM JONG ILLIN’

For a second I thought that was Joy Behar, which makes this everyone’s fantasy.

Laugh all you want, but do you have any idea how hard it is to find accessories for your milk jug?

I JUST WANT NICE JUGS IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

I saw these on The Real Housewives of Thessaloniki.