The tree trunk that shits candy! Oh, I loved that story when I was a kid. We used to run around the neighborhood with sticks, beating anything that moved. It only really paid off at Halloween, but you had to find kids that were smaller than you.

This looks like that takeout box from Shawarma King in the back of my refrigerator.

It’s a one of a kind slip. Skirt. Top. Pillow case. Domo Kun. Whatever.

Just know that a lot of careful planning went into this.