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Helen Killer — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:30:09 +0000

Cat Fight

Helen Killer — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:30:00 +0000

Oh sure, the Pink Panther is fun. But the lepord is one of natures most beutifile creatures.

Nice Work, Sherlock

Helen Killer — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:30:38 +0000

That’s a good guess!

I wonder if there are any clues that can help us solve this mystery. Hmmm.

What about this?

I guess we’ll never know.

Beyonce What

Helen Killer — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:50:31 +0000

- Submitted by Anna

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a face on it.

Sunglasses Not Included

Helen Killer — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:38:34 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like baby David Caruso?

Build-a-Whore Workshop

Helen Killer — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:01:53 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Star Jones?

Tiny Bubbles

Helen Killer — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:08:54 +0000

It’s a good thing Michael Jackson is dead, because this would have killed him.

Cut the Cord

Helen Killer — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:37:12 +0000

I’m sorry, but this is terrifying. You want to give this to a child? I’m a grown woman and I want to lock myself in the laundry room. Seriously, when you’re following a pattern to crochet a placenta, you need a time out. Put this whole thing in the trash and go to Toys ‘R Us. Your kid is going to grow up to hate you anyway. Don’t rush it.

Kahlo Can You Go

Helen Killer — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:33:42 +0000

Santo trompas de Falopio! Who wouldn’t want to curl up with the stuffed reproductive organs of Mexico’s most famous bisexual surrealist? And it’s a pretty good likeness, too. Though if they really wanted to be accurate, they would have left the pins in.