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When you’re at the craft store, squeezing yarn balls and wondering which one will make more “fleshy” knitted placentas, it’s time to start asking yourself the hard questions.
Filed in Dolls, Not Etsy - so sue me, Twilight
I’ve seen my share of “reborn” dolls in the last year, but this is the first reborn vampire baby I’ve run across. And I’m only sorry I wasn’t in my car at the time.
Meet Jasper Dean, “the remarkable offspring of Jasper and Alice”.
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From the description:
GORGEOUS TWILIGHT BABY
HIS FANGS ARE SECURED INTO HIS MOUTH BUT CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING HIS MODIFIED PACIFIER AND BOTTLE OF FAKE ANIMAL BLOOD.
IF YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE HIS NAME LET ME KNOW AT TIME OF ADOPTION AND IT CAN BE PUT ON HIS ADOPTION PAPERS.
The auction ended about an hour ago, with a winning bid of $90 plus $25 in shipping.
Someone paid $115 for this fucking thing, and they are going to talk to it and sing to it and cuddle it and pretend to feed it animal blood from a baby bottle every day. That’s what’s out there people, and that’s why I don’t leave my house unless I have to.
Happy Friday!
