Oh God, I am so, so conflicted,

Someone just sent me an email saying they saw these freshly posted on Etsy.

YouTube video of Dennis Hopper in action

Pantswetting video of this toy in motion

I am sick. Really sick about this, because as you know, the last one of these he posted, the Bill Nighy one, I bought immediately, before even posting it here. And My Paypal finger is itchy like you wouldn’t believe right now. I want these so badly.

But I am going to let someone else have a shot at this. I think I have to. It’s only fair.

But mark my words, if these aren’t sold by the end of the day, they’re going right on the counter over there, and you can all kiss my ass.

That’s a good guess!

I wonder if there are any clues that can help us solve this mystery. Hmmm.

What about this?

I guess we’ll never know.

GUESS WHAT NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS TO THE TRASH

Crah-crah-ah-ah-ah!
Crocha-crocha-cro-cah!
Ca-Ca-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want your bad crochet

UPDATE: This piece was recently purchased by two extremely satisfied shoppers.