I have to tell you, this is not what I was expecting to see when I read the words, “10 inch black chubby”.

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At first I was going to complain about the quality of these pictures, but then I realized I’ve seen enough Tiny Peters to last a lifetime.

When you’re at the craft store, squeezing yarn balls and wondering which one will make more “fleshy” knitted placentas, it’s time to start asking yourself the hard questions.