It’s a good thing Michael Jackson is dead, because this would have killed him.

Is this a fun toy or what? Look at the screaming people trapped in the burning building! And what about the guy falling to his death? Oh, it’s just adorable! I’m glad they used lead-free paint so I could give it to my toddler.

- Submitted by Nicole

Oh come on! Do we have to put a vagina on everything? Is there not one thing exempt from being vaginified? Hey you know what would be great? A vagina on a vagina. Let’s do that. The more vaginas the better, I always say. And there should also be a detachable vagina on the outer vagina, and you can keep your fucking tampon in it. God, I hate people.

Maybe the second one should have ears on it.