Holy shit, you are some kind of badass wearing a T-shirt to a party! Your friends are going to be like, “Dude!” and hand you a PBR for being so hardcore. Seriously, this is almost as awesome as that time you wore that BUCK FUSH shirt to Christmas.
Sorry, this is not “earth friendly”. You don’t help the planet by sewing two pieces of shit together. In fact, you’ve actually made garbage. The only way this isn’t going to wind up in a landfill is if they do a Hee Haw reunion at the Ashram.
Oh yeah, this is great for the office, provided you pass out hemp leaflets at the swap meet. And what’s with the butterfly penis? That’s some unfortunate applique. Although I guess it’s easy to miss things like that when you’re busy not hemming.
