Dude, I’m so fucked up I forgot what I was saying
And I will not pretend to know why you’re wearing a girls sweater.
Oh for God’s sake, it’s a dress, not the Shroud of Turin. It doesn’t make music, it isn’t full of magic and it doesn’t sing. I’m also pretty sure that Goddesses don’t wear clothes made out of old sweaters, unless there’s there’s a Goddess Thriftstoria I don’t know about.
I’m already in LOVE with these $135 used sweatpants! I just wish I had that patchwork top, so I could really rock that “Holly Hobbie meets Charo” look. That would be SUPER SWEET!