This post first appeared on Regretsy on March 9, 2011

This must be that new Trench Manicure I’ve been hearing about.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 18, 2011

SWEET JESUS

I don’t know about you, but the idea of some hippie stashing a clump of human hair in her crafthole for a couple of years isn’t putting me in the mood to break out the Visa. If I wanted to smell like curry and skunk weed, I’d go to the Whole Foods Christmas Party.

The only way this could be more disgusting is if she photographed it in the dirt with a cat sitting on it.

And… scene

Peace, love and anal glands