When you can’t say it with words, say it with thaicarftmanship.

- Submitted by Candi

Ah, Bon Jovi, the language of love.

Do to the fact that this is a piece of crap, I am enclosing sseveral additional pieces of crap at no extra cost. However I’m keeping the clipboard and the Wonderbread bag.

Sometimes, when I’m “Dancing with the Stars”, I think about how you remind me of “Mr. Ed”, because baby, you are my “Top Chef”, and I thougt I’d let you know that I’m not sure what I’m talking about.