Nothing says “it touches my heart” like an inkjet death certificate in a frame with a bow on it. It’s almost as nice as a book of invoices from Staples, but I’d only suggest that if you really know the person.

This is either an attempt to avoid a lawsuit, or a porn actress I don’t know about.

11/11/09 UPDATE: Seller now insists this is not a misspelling after all.

See, one book is spelled “Rouge”, and the other one is spelled, “Rouge”. So that should clear it up.

12/5/09 UPDATE: Still having some trouble with the name of the book, though this one sounds like it would be more interesting.

UPDATE: Props to “Kitty” in the Regretsy Facebook group for making this brilliant comparison.