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Dude, you got any E?

Helen Killer — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:36:32 +0000

You know, if these two would just go into business with each other, EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE

From the Brown Album

Helen Killer — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:56:34 +0000

Derp Roundup

Helen Killer — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:00:56 +0000

What Could Go Wrong?

Helen Killer — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:44:50 +0000

This explains your crab nebula

Helen Killer — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:48:20 +0000

Derp Roundup

Helen Killer — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:18:27 +0000

I thought “thorough” meant dotting your I’s and crossing your T’s. Or at least including them.

IF YOU LIKE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH WHY DON’T YOU MARRY IT HURR DURR

Buona Sera: An Italian greeting meaning “Good afternoon” or “Good evening”

Bona Cera: Michael Cera’s Sicilian cousin

Cheer on the New York Jets in a Philadelphia Eagles T-shirt, and get your stupid ass beat in the Meadowlands!

Matt Damon is a girl’s best friend!

YOU COULD SAVE $46 BY NOT BUYING THIS HIDEOUS iPHONE CASE

The divine in me
Recognizes the idiot in you

NEMASTE, BATCHES

How to Use Negative Space

Helen Killer — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:08:18 +0000

Do u taike this wommin

Helen Killer — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:52:25 +0000

Put Me In, Couch

Helen Killer — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 23:30:08 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on December 6, 2010

- Submitted by Kathleen

How Could I Leave This Behind?

Helen Killer — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:30:37 +0000

Oh that’s cute! Though I always heard it as, “Your ass gets bigger after you get married.” Maybe it’s a regional thing.

Derp Roundup

Helen Killer — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:54:38 +0000

Similar to the necklass, except it’s a turd.

These came in very handy when I was tutoring my parrot.

“Vinatge” is Croatian for “Alibaba.”

All right, let’s go over this again. This is my my water, and this is your my water. And this has got to be your my wine, because I’m not wearing lipstick.

This reminds me of a joke:

Q: How do you know which way to put on your pampkin?
A: Oringe in the front, brown stim in the rear!

LOL GOOD TIMES

THERE’S TOO MUCH SAX AND VIOLINS ON ETSY

Not only do they change colors, they were born with two sets of genitals! Try finding that on ModCloth.

I’m Sorry, So Sorry

Bronc Drywall — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:50:50 +0000

A Doliph Tale

Helen Killer — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:55:03 +0000

DO NOT EMBARRASED YOUR KIDS

Helen Killer — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:30:05 +0000

I don’t know about you, but whenever my husband stuck out for me by choosing the salad, he is definitely these close to getting there.

Derp Roundup

Bronc Drywall — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:00:29 +0000

I used to shop at HailMart™ until they started doing those Holy Rollbacks.

Your hair may be held at a government facility for several weeks, but you can still talk to it through the glass.

Is there anything better than a personolized apple? Besides a persololized one, I mean? If I could just get a trolololized one, I’d be pretty fucking psyched.

Oh, I’m pretty sure there’s enough jerking going on Burning Man. Especially at the Jiffy Lube Camp.

Okay, it’s not a mouse. But in their defense, it may have been mislabeled on Alibaba.

I love breaded leather almost as much as I love suede-ish meatballs.