Posted March 12, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp

In their defense, this is a pretty easy mistake to make. They both start with “W”, they’re both in the United States and they both have cheese.

Posted March 10, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp

“OMG! I totally love owls! They look like they’re wearing little tuxedos. LOL! Did you see Happy Feet? What? Whatever, they’re both mammals.”

Posted February 18, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp, Garbage

I just discovered Bruce Springsteen! Have you heard of this guy? I guess he’s from some place called “New Jersey”? I think it’s near Europe, which I also just found out about.

Anyway, I thought I’d write down all of his songs and charge you $20 for it. I was asking for sea shells, but that was before I looked up “money” on Wikipedia.

Posted February 16, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Decor, Derp

If only there were some way to look up the lyrics to a song before you made a poster. That would be so great.

FUCKERY UPDATE: Regretsy reader IScreamUScream has provided us with this blank.

Posted February 11, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp

Posted February 9, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp

- Submitted by Candi

Ah, Bon Jovi, the language of love.

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