This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 31, 2010
Gives new meaning to “packing the bowl”.
July 11, 2009. The first time I got chained to the basement wall and had clothespins on my tits.
This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 25, 2010
Prepare to wash a lot of sheets, because your kid is going to be pissing the bed until she’s in High School. Seriously, the only way this could be more terrifying is if it was a clown.