This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 31, 2010

Gives new meaning to “packing the bowl”.

July 11, 2009. The first time I got chained to the basement wall and had clothespins on my tits.

GOOD TIMES

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 25, 2010

Prepare to wash a lot of sheets, because your kid is going to be pissing the bed until she’s in High School. Seriously, the only way this could be more terrifying is if it was a clown.