This post first appeared on Regretsy on November 17, 2010

You know, if I wanted bedding with sperm on it, I’d go to the Marriot.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on December 19, 2009

Magic Spinner Production Schedule

WEEK ONE:

MONDAY: Find CD
TUESDAY: Play CD; decide if want to keep
WEDNESDAY: Find new CD
THURSDAY: Organize mirrors
FRIDAY: Organize beads
SATURDAY: Organize other objects
SUNDAY: 6:30 showing of “Did You Hear About the Morgans”

WEEK TWO:

MONDAY: Brainstorm
TUESDAY: Find fishing line and scissors
WEDNESDAY: Attach mirrors
THURSDAY: Attach beads
FRIDAY: Attach other objects
SATURDAY: Post office
SUNDAY: BREATHE

Wow, that sure is classically cool and modern. I haven’t seen anything like this since I looked in the trash at Kinkos. And an “S” is perfect for me, since my name starts with an “A”!

I wonder if they combine shipping?