This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 19, 2011

The great thing about this is that you can beat the shit out of your kid and stir the spaghetti sauce without leaving the kitchen.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 10, 2011

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 12, 2011

If I wanted a picture of a black guy without a nose, I’d get a Michael Jackson poster.

COMING SOON: BEAR IN TRASH

UPDATE: SOLD