- Submitted by Rachael

She got off most of the old cheese, so that’s good. It only smells a little like a bum’s nutsack. Oh sure, it’s not perfect, but you try cleaning a cheese grater with a cigarette.

I HEARD YOU LIKED TIARAS SO I PUT A TIARA ON A MIRROR SO YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF IN A TIARA WHEN YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR

You know, nothing says, “I’ll bang anything” quite like a couple of giant silk screened condom wrappers on your bed. Oh, It might not be as elegant as a Sparkletts dispenser full of Astroglide, but compared to the Hefty bags full of scat porn in your living room, it’s practically poetry.

-Submitted by Lisa

I don’t know when the uterus become such a popular motif for crafters, but this place is crawling with them. Pillows, mugs, T-shirts . . . even celebrity inspired uterus dolls, which one can never have enough of. This seller (who also offers “classy” panties with a uterus on the front) describes this pillow as “big, squishy and ready to hang out on your couch!”. Which is so much like my own uterus, it’s scary.