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YOU’RE ON NOTICE

Bronc Drywall — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:30:24 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 10, 2011

Remember The Time

Bronc Drywall — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:30:32 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 12, 2011

If I wanted a picture of a black guy without a nose, I’d get a Michael Jackson poster.

BEAR ON CURTAIN IS FOR LOVERS

Helen Killer — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:22:38 +0000

COMING SOON: BEAR IN TRASH

UPDATE: SOLD

Crappuccino

Helen Killer — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:20:59 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on November 30, 2009

Boy oh boy, I just really like Starbucks, don’t you? I mean, I like it a lot! I can drink 12 of these bottles of Frappuccino in one sitting in fact I just did hey what about a wreath wouldn’t that be a good idea I have to do something with all of these caps I SAID WHAT ABOUT A WREATH HEY WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME WOW IS IT HOT IN HERE IT SEEMS LIKE IT’S REALLY HOT IN HERE OHMYGODIFORGOTTOFEEDTHECATWHATNOTHINGI’MJUSTDUSTING
THEINSIDEOFTHEDISHWASHERLALALLALLALA

Cervix With a Smile!

Helen Killer — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:00:45 +0000

Wet Dreams Are Made Of

Helen Killer — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:30:52 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on November 17, 2010

You know, if I wanted bedding with sperm on it, I’d go to the Marriot.

CALL 911 IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Helen Killer — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 16:30:15 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on November 11, 2010

Two Weeks Notice

Helen Killer — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 16:30:55 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on December 19, 2009

Magic Spinner Production Schedule

WEEK ONE:

MONDAY: Find CD
TUESDAY: Play CD; decide if want to keep
WEDNESDAY: Find new CD
THURSDAY: Organize mirrors
FRIDAY: Organize beads
SATURDAY: Organize other objects
SUNDAY: 6:30 showing of “Did You Hear About the Morgans”

WEEK TWO:

MONDAY: Brainstorm
TUESDAY: Find fishing line and scissors
WEDNESDAY: Attach mirrors
THURSDAY: Attach beads
FRIDAY: Attach other objects
SATURDAY: Post office
SUNDAY: BREATHE

Not My Type

Helen Killer — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:25:05 +0000

Wow, that sure is classically cool and modern. I haven’t seen anything like this since I looked in the trash at Kinkos. And an “S” is perfect for me, since my name starts with an “A”!

I wonder if they combine shipping?

I’m Sorry, So Sorry

Bronc Drywall — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:50:50 +0000

Cause For Alarm

Helen Killer — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 16:30:10 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on September 22, 2010

Time to see the dentist!

Good Shit

Helen Killer — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:30:35 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 31, 2010

Gives new meaning to “packing the bowl”.

ETSY is My Safe Word

Helen Killer — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 19:00:33 +0000

July 11, 2009. The first time I got chained to the basement wall and had clothespins on my tits.

GOOD TIMES

DON’T FALL ASLEEP

Helen Killer — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 20:30:15 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 25, 2010

Prepare to wash a lot of sheets, because your kid is going to be pissing the bed until she’s in High School. Seriously, the only way this could be more terrifying is if it was a clown.

Number 2 By 2

Helen Killer — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 20:30:17 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 20, 2010