Yeah, this is really a shoe lovers dream, all right. A pile of hideous thrift store pumps hot glued to a wall hanging. Christian Louboutin has one of these in his Chateau.

You can tell this is a man’s neckroll, because they photographed it next to some tools. If it was a woman’s, it would have a vagina and it couldn’t drive.

THIS WINE TASTES LIKE SHIT

BONUS:

Oh, driftwood sculpture
Like a turd on the table
No wine for me, thanks

- Submitted by Ferdinand

You know what they say about Dornish wine. You just rent it.