This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 10, 2011

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 12, 2011

If I wanted a picture of a black guy without a nose, I’d get a Michael Jackson poster.

COMING SOON: BEAR IN TRASH

UPDATE: SOLD

This post first appeared on Regretsy on November 30, 2009

Boy oh boy, I just really like Starbucks, don’t you? I mean, I like it a lot! I can drink 12 of these bottles of Frappuccino in one sitting in fact I just did hey what about a wreath wouldn’t that be a good idea I have to do something with all of these caps I SAID WHAT ABOUT A WREATH HEY WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME WOW IS IT HOT IN HERE IT SEEMS LIKE IT’S REALLY HOT IN HERE OHMYGODIFORGOTTOFEEDTHECATWHATNOTHINGI’MJUSTDUSTING
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