- This post originally appeared in November of 2010


UDATE: This seller took her feature very well. In fact, she responded by sending this email.

Apparently her attorney took too long to file a claim, so she started this club:

Sadly, the club was removed by Facebook for “bullying” and using “photos without permission.”
THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF
This post first appeared on Regretsy on November 4, 2010

BONUS: Super dramatic YouTube video of this thing spinning on a lazy Susan for two and a half minutes. Better than Propofol!

An intriguing mix of tobacco and coffee that starts out strong, but after three or four showings, you’ll never see it again

Wooden and largely one note

A full bodied performer that does not translate well to other products (see “Abduction”)

A few months ago, our butt plug bills were through the roof! It seems like I was constantly buying new ass toys to go with everything in my closet. And forget back to school shopping; the kids always want the cool new butt plugs everyone else is wearing!
Then a friend told me about Fawx Tales™! Finally, a colon pony I can change to suit my mood and outfit! I’m the kind of girl who’s equally at home in an evening gown or a pair of jeans with the seat cut out so I can stick a coyote tail up my ass when I go to the bank. So for our family, customizable fashion ass gaskets are the perfect solution!
Thanks, Fawx Tails™!
- Helen Killer, Sherman Oaks
Etsy listing here