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This post first appeared on Regretsy in June of 2011
Category: Dead Things
HORRIFYING BONUS: Here’s a photo of me with Gary Busey on the set of a movie I did with him a few years ago. We only had one scene together, but it seemed like a lifetime.
Marilyn Monroe would have been 86 years old last week, had she not been killed by a controlled demolition in an effort to cover up Bill Clinton’s affair with Helen Thomas.*
* Citation needed
Because of her iconic nature, she is among the top three most popular subjects on Etsy, coming in just behind vaginas and just ahead of Vistaprint invitations.
Here then, are my favorite representations of Marilyn Monroe on Etsy.
It’s a good thing she’s dead, because this would have killed her.
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From right to left: Madonna with a broken nose, Owen Wilson Wilson, Kate Winslet wearing an Anthropologie necklace and a young Eunice Shriver Click here to see this item on Etsy
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If you've been looking for a drawing of Toni Colette in a blonde wig, I may have good news for you. Click here to see this item on Etsy
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There's either something really wrong with her arm, or LeBron James is standing just out of frame. Click here to see this item on Etsy
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Jerry Lewis in a cameo Click here to see this item on Etsy
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I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS Click here to see this item on Etsy
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From Marilyn’s Leni Riefenstahl period Click here to see this item on Etsy
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Scarlett Johansson was originally tapped to star in Marilyn, but lost the part to Michelle Williams when it was discovered that she was unable to grow her own eyebrows. Click here to see this item on Etsy
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A beautiful way to commemorate Marilyn's love of facial piercings. Click here to see this item on Etsy
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No, I was looking for a painting of Marilyn Monroe. Click here to see this item on Etsy
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Fashion experts suggest that before leaving the house, you should look in the mirror and take one thing off. Make it this jacket. Click here to see this item on Etsy
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Paula Deen's Cookin' with Hallucinogenics Click here to see this item on Etsy
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BONUS: Who knew Marilyn wrote Etsy’s mission statement?
