What, no mint jelly?

WE’RE GOING TO NEED MORE FEBREZE

This is bullshit. If I’m buying 12 legs, you could at least throw in biscuits and mashed potatoes.

This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011

An intriguing mix of tobacco and coffee that starts out strong, but after three or four showings, you’ll never see it again

Wooden and largely one note

A full bodied performer that does not translate well to other products (see “Abduction”)