“I really wanted an animal carcass in my house, but I was concerned about unpleasant dead wolf odor. Fortunately, New Skin-Rug Wolf™ comes comes with a Professionally Treated Head™, so you can have a dead animal on the floor without your house smelling like rendering plant!

Thanks, New Skin-Rug Wolf™!”

Jesus Christ, the guy’s been dead 9 months and he’s still all over your kid.

UPDATE: Special thanks to Kurt for making me choke on my tea:

My only complaint about this is that thing under his eye. If they had just started the whole thing a little to the left, they could have used it for the nose.