Regretsy » Dead Things http://www.regretsy.com Where DIY Meets WTF Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:30:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Ashcan Hound http://www.regretsy.com/2010/02/18/ashcan-hound/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/02/18/ashcan-hound/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:30:47 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=10876

Man, you must have really hated that dog.

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THIS IS NOT AN ENDANGERIOUS SPECIES AND BESIDES WE ONLY USED THE TOP HALK

UPDATE:

- Thanks, Shaebay

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Let’s face it, times are tough for all of us. And with everyone cutting back, it’s the little luxuries that are the first to go. So this Christmas, you can save 20% on a vial of squirrel blood suspended in sterile solution for someone really special.

Happy holidays from all your friends at bleedingsquirrels.com!

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The perfect gift for someone who likes dead shit with fruit painted on it.

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For Rudolph so loved the world, he gave his only foot.

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Sucks to be you, Georgia and Tennessee! I can have all the human remains I want where I live! Woo hoo! Someone pass me that femur. Om nom nom nom!

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Whimsy! That’s the word I’d use! I’ve got a decaying turtle foot on my cravat and I feel so fanciful! La la la la la!

Jesus, this thing is disgusting. The only way it could be worse is if there were two of them.

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Oh, what? You thought you were going to get all 6 pairs for $15.00? Yeah, I don’t think so. This isn’t Costco, asshole. I gotta eat too.

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“I couldn’t help but notice the dead prairie dog foot around your neck. So do you wanna fuck or what?”

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I rest my case.

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What the hell is this thing? A dead goat with a corn cob glued to its head? A flocked donkey carcass stuffed with old copies of Martha Stewart Living? Maybe it’s a stillborn pony on a giant tostada. Whatever it is, it’s horrible. It doesn’t even have any eyes, for God’s sake. It’s like something out of The Cell, only not as cheery.

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