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Goodbye Kitty
Filed in Dead Things
UPDATE: Someone placed this Alchemy Request on Etsy today. Thanks to huntuckian for the tip!
Filed in Age Inappropriate, Dead Things
“And the moral of the story is, sleeping rabbits get decapitated, but the slow and steady tortoise gets his shell ripped off and smashed into a thousand pieces. Night-night!”
Filed in Dead Things
Filed in Dead Things
Jesus. I’ve seen better moles on Aaron Neville.
Filed in Dead Things
“I really wanted an animal carcass in my house, but I was concerned about unpleasant dead wolf odor. Fortunately, New Skin-Rug Wolf™ comes comes with a Professionally Treated Head™, so you can have a dead animal on the floor without your house smelling like rendering plant!
Thanks, New Skin-Rug Wolf™!”
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UPDATE: An eagle-eyed reader found this description in one of the seller’s other listings, providing me with the best laugh I’ve had in a while.
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