(Ed. note – Everyone here has the flu, so you’ll be getting flashbacks for the next couple days)

I swear to God, ever since Martha Stewart did her Dead-Baby-in-a-Dry-Cleaning-Bag diaper cake, everyone’s doing them. It’s such a cliche at this point. “Pregnant? Here’s a dead baby in a bag!” *YAWN*

Just once I’d like to see someone do a Baby-Drowned-in-a-Bucket diaper cake. Now that would be adorable. Especially if the dad works in construction.

BAD NEWS: IT’S A DEAD MOTH
GOOD NEWS: IT WON’T EAT YOUR SWEATER

I CAN’T FIND RUDOLPH