I don’t know who Robert Patterson is, but I bet this doesn’t look like him either.

Few people realized Edward Cullen had a lazy eye because they were distracted by his hay wig.

This is either Mario Lopez or that guy from CSI Miami.

Oh look, I’m reproducing this without your written permission. Because I don’t need permission. Because these are LEGOS. And please don’t use the internet anymore without my permission because I have a web site, so it’s mine.

This is actually from a lesser known version of Twilight, starring Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort and Alice Ghostley as Leelee Sobieski.

To celebrate the release of Eclipse today, we’re reposting one of our favorite Twilight crafts of 2009. Be safe!