Etsy: Your online marketplace for all things hand traced

UPDATE: Eagle-eyed Regretsian Ann also found this in High Class Design’s shop. Stay classy!

Speaking of art, you may remember this Alchemy Request:

Well, the person who made this request has now received some sketches from the artist they hired. And because I am nothing if not a patron of the arts, I am posting a pencil sketch here for your amusement. It’s not very good quality, but I guarantee it’s the best drawing of John Cena buggering Daniel Tosh that you’ll see all day.

This is definitely, unreservedly NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you’re employed at a place where they don’t mind you looking at hand drawn gay porn. So, if you work at Bravo, you’re good.

CONVERSATION:

“Is that a Twilight duct tape wallet?”
“Yes.”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

fin

I’ve seen my share of “reborn” dolls in the last year, but this is the first reborn vampire baby I’ve run across. And I’m only sorry I wasn’t in my car at the time.

Meet Jasper Dean, “the remarkable offspring of Jasper and Alice”.

Click image to view eBay auction

From the description:

GORGEOUS TWILIGHT BABY

HIS FANGS ARE SECURED INTO HIS MOUTH BUT CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING HIS MODIFIED PACIFIER AND BOTTLE OF FAKE ANIMAL BLOOD.

IF YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE HIS NAME LET ME KNOW AT TIME OF ADOPTION AND IT CAN BE PUT ON HIS ADOPTION PAPERS.

The auction ended about an hour ago, with a winning bid of $90 plus $25 in shipping.

Someone paid $115 for this fucking thing, and they are going to talk to it and sing to it and cuddle it and pretend to feed it animal blood from a baby bottle every day. That’s what’s out there people, and that’s why I don’t leave my house unless I have to.

Happy Friday!