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Feline Groovy

Helen Killer — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:39:50 +0000

Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Bronc Drywall — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 02:04:10 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 11, 2010

High resolution? This is my lucky day! Put me down for a poster, because I really need to know if that’s a pack of silica gel back there, or a butter pat stuck to the baseboard. By the way, I’m also interested in an 8 x 10 of a filthy toilet, so keep me on your mailing list!

UPDATE: Eagle-eyed readers have determined that it is, in fact, a Hall’s wrapper on the floor behind the cat.

No word on what’s next to the wrapper however, which is either a trilobite or a wayward shrimp.

Cougartown

Helen Killer — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 16:59:33 +0000

This would look great with my Pumas.

ATM Machine

Bronc Drywall — Sat, 28 May 2011 23:30:29 +0000

This is almost enough to make me want a cat.

UPDATE: A month after this originally posted

Akihiro Kitamura, the star of The Human Centipede, comes to a Regretsy book signing in Santa Monica to get his own Human Centipede cat toy.

Two Cats, Two of Cups

Helen Killer — Thu, 05 May 2011 02:41:07 +0000

Nature Abhors a Vacuum

Helen Killer — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 22:05:49 +0000

No word on what’s next to the wrapper however, which is either a trilobite or a wayward shrimp.

Play With Your Own Balls

Helen Killer — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:30:23 +0000

Well Gaia, that’s where you and I part company.

Countdown: #3

Helen Killer — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 23:30:03 +0000

Number 3: Posted on 12/18/2009

And here’s what you get at Level 3:

Trivia: This post started this contest.

And here are the results:

Level 3
Level 3.5
Level 4
Level 4.5
Level 5

Human Centipede

Helen Killer — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:30:12 +0000

The signing and slide show at The Urban Craft Center tonight was fantastic! Thanks to everyone who showed up for a great time, and special thanks to the lovey ladies at The Urban Craft Center for having me.

While the whole night was pretty wonderful, I was especially delighted by this:

Yes, Akihiro Kitamura, the star of The Human Centipede, came down to claim his own Human Centipede cat toy by Oh Boy Cat Toy.

Mr. Kitamura does not actually have a cat. but he later Tweeted a picture of his chihuahua with the cat toy, looking as bewildered as the rest of us.

Thanks again to everyone who came out. If you missed this signing, we’ll be having another one next week in San Diego:

Comic Con
Friday, July 23
2:30-3:30 PM
Random House Booth 1514
San Diego Convention Center

Hope to see you there!

Things That Are Not Steampunk #9

Helen Killer — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:30:56 +0000

P.S. Your Cat is Dead

Helen Killer — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:30:36 +0000

There are so many occasions when a picture of a dead cat is a lovely, acceptable gift. And not just when your cat dies, though that would be ideal. An Edible Arrangement is also nice, but only if you can work a dead cat in somehow.

ATM Machine

Helen Killer — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:30:34 +0000

This is almost enough to make me want a cat.

Kitty Glitter

Helen Killer — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:26:18 +0000

- Submitted by Shilo

A Whole Other Level

Helen Killer — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:30:09 +0000

MY BALL

Helen Killer — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:49:04 +0000

MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL