How the hell do you trademark putting food in a Zip-Loc bag? Isn’t that pretty much just packing a lunch? And what are the odds this person filed papers with the US Patent and Trademark Office anyway? People think if they just put ™ or © on their bullshit idea they actually did something. Hey, did you know I’m a PhD? It’s true, I put the letters after my name just now. I’m also a DDS and an LLC. And Windows 7 was my idea.
Boy, do I ever love love heart these! They really have that whole Eames era kind of art deco, boomerang, flying-saucer-atoms-and-parabolas thing going on, which is so incredibly awesomely googie doo-wop sputnik, and not anything I could find in any garage in the world right this fucking minute, minus the stripped heads and 50 years of shit in the threads rendering them completely fucking useless.
BUY HANDMADE
You know, I think this is a great idea! In fact, we’re going to start selling our own Regretsy self-esteem boosting CD:
