Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.

And in my opinion, this thing looks like a bum’s turd-cutter.

Sorry, I’m on a diet. I can’t even look at cookies without putting on 20cc.

This post first appeared on Regretsy in September of 2011

Here’s something you may not know: dogs go nuts for hair extensions!

It’s true! They love sitting absolutely still while you glue feathers to their fur so they can match your purse. Sure it’s a little uncomfortable, but it will all be worth it when you find Pocahontas in the backyard, rolling around on a dead squirrel.

- Artwork courtesy of Handmade Solidarity