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Good Shit
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Gives new meaning to “packing the bowl”.
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Instead of putting a piece of biodegradable paper into a toilet you’re already flushing, here’s a $20 toilet cover you have to wash after every use! GO PLANET! And of course just putting it on means you have to touch the underside of a public toilet seat, which is incredibly sanitary. Best of all, you get to take it with you, which is like carrying a stranger’s dirty diaper in your purse all day. Hopefully you’ll have to use it again before you wash it, so you can collect more bacteria, and by the time you get home, you’ll have a mutant strain of ass fungus that will be here longer than the human race.
PATENT PENDING
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Oh, that’s pretty cool all right. You know what else is cool? Cabinets. Seriously, no one wants to look at that much toilet paper. This is like taking a shit at Costco.
WIPE YOUR SCROTUS WITH THE POTUS
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Are there really people who save toilet paper in scrap books? Is this really a thing? And if so, do you call it “crapbooking”?
CONVO ME IF YOU PREFER QUILTED NORTHERN
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I don’t know about you, but when I go to the bathroom I want my own personal toilet paper, not a pile of communal ass rags. That’s a level of closeness I don’t need to reach with anyone. And how is this even good for the environment? Think of all the extra loads of laundry you’re going to have to do just to get your toilet paper clean. If you’re going to do this, at least make them all brown.
