Here are my boundaries; no paintings of bird girls getting cornholed by human headed pigeon guys in the basket of a hot air balloon. Other than that, I’m pretty open.

-Submitted by the BLS Crew

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I asked myself how much crueler bullbaiting would have been with minotaurs. Seriously, that’s the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. I also wonder how much better bacon would taste if it came from the Calydonian Boar, and if the Hydra got discounts on hats.

What the hell is this? Is this actually a blob of silicone with hair in it? For $18? No, sorry.
If I wanted one of these, I’d pull it out of my nose at a traffic light. Talk about hidden treasures!

Who ARE these people? The only one I recognize is Steve Buscemi is on the right.