- Submitted by Dragon8lady

I’m putting this right next to my Thomas Kinkade.

- This post originally appeared on Regretsy on June 3, 2011

At first I thought these were memorial collages, but the seller says they’re are also for people “who have been away from home a long time.” I don’t know about you, but when I’m away from home for a long time, I call. Sending candids with Jesus sounds like something Adrianne Curry would do on Twitter. OMG, look who I’m here with, LOL! We’re having a blast! Wish you were saved!

Still, I can see why you’d spend $59 to have a picture of you and Jesus. I mean whenever someone says, “Do you know Jesus?” you can say, “Know him? We’re BFFs! Look, here we are the water park!”

My only question is why stop with one? Doesn’t Jesus deserve to be in all your family photos? He did die for you and everything. Least you could do is have him over for burgers every once in a while.

I just bet you all would like to play along, wouldn’t you? Here are a couple of blanks so you can do just that. Feel free to find your own picture of the Man Upstairs if you don’t like the ones we’ve provided.

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