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Spock Treatment

Helen Killer — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:01:05 +0000

I don’t remember the part in the story where a Vulcan sniffs Celine Dion’s eyeball, but then I haven’t read it in a while.

Thank You for Eating My Friend – UPDATE

Helen Killer — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:30:01 +0000

Thank you for eating my friend
After you died and came back again
Your heart is blue
And your pals are a restaurant

And though you are a zombie
And eating everyone you knew
When you see
Delicious brains inside of me
You just look the other way
Thank you for eating my friend

UPDATE: Hat tip to Regretsy regular Bills Bayou, who created this stunning piece of fuckery.

Do It On The Paper

Helen Killer — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:34:34 +0000

Beached Fail

Helen Killer — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:30:05 +0000

Shit Sandwich

Helen Killer — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:30:58 +0000

Wow, that sure is a great story. If this photography thing doesn’t work out, you could write for Garrison Keillor.

It’s Not TV, It’s WTF

Helen Killer — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 23:30:54 +0000

ALSO AVAILABLE FROM THE REGRETSY CABLE TV COLLECTION:

“HUNG”

Big Sap

Helen Killer — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:30:39 +0000

I can’t believe how convenient this is!

Swashfuckler

Helen Killer — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:30:53 +0000

Captain Sparrow never actually stroked Minnie Driver’s hair with a mannequin hand after losing his lower jaw, but I made it happen in my artistic ability.

UPDATE:

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